Score: 0

"Mhm... An Intellectual Review..."

submission: Awesome Grounds

date: November 28, 2008

If this wasn't the Internet, I'd tell you to STFU and go somewhere else with it, but you are entitled to your opinion, and if you hate Egoraptor, so be it. Although I'll leave you with a saying...

" 'Tis better to stay silent and merely look an idiot then to open your mouth and confirm it for all the world to see."

In other words, take your cracks at Ego all you want, it's not making his stuff any less funny to any of us, and it's not making you look any smarter. In fact, all it's really doing is making you look like an idiot who can't comprehend the fact that we like blatantly abusive and utterly retarded parodies of our favourite video games, simply because they're what they are. Hyper Aggressive, fast paced, cuss ridden, violence strewn, rofltacular fantasies that take us through a trip of what we all really think of the game anyway.

Sorry you don't find it funny... if you actually HAD a sense of humor, you might see it from our perspective.

As for the obligatory CC, clean up your animation, get a better mic, and please, for the sake of Newgrounds, give up the beef. If this starts another flash war like Piconjo and LF, I'm going to be seriously disappointed in those involved.

Score: 5

"Not bad, but work on your bloody english..."

submission: Meet'N'Fuck Subway Story

date: June 27, 2008

The game was alright. Nothing we haven't seen before in terms of gameplay. As far as reading it, my eyes nearly bled. I advise you find yourself a writer or just learn to use a dictionary and thesaurus. It's not called a tits job. Tit fucking, titty fuck, boob job, TIT job, and chest fuck are the only vernaculars I myself am familiar with, but I've never heard of a tits job. Between that and other obvious grammatical flaws, the experience was wasted on me...

2/5
5/10

You know what to do now, so If I see another of the same quality expect another bad review.

Score: 7

"Well..."

submission: Ultimate Hentai Vol-2

date: June 23, 2008

The image quality was a little less than perfect on quite a few pictures, but overall, not a bad job. Pokémon in general just isn't my thing, but you did give a wide variety for all those creepy pedos out there to enjoy. Anyway, Next time, try to find pictures within the image constraints, and for those who care, try and see that they aren't censored.

Not a bad job at all