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Jinxerz

Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: New Brunswick, Canada
Job: Student

Antisocial, metal loving motherfucker from Canada. \nn/,

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4/26/07

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Voting Pow.: 4.76 votes

BBS Posts: 24 (0.02 per day)
Flash Reviews: 57
Music Reviews: 3
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Latest Flash Reviews

57 Reviews | 3 w/ Responses

Score: 6
The Final Console Bout!!

"Wow..."

date: December 18, 2009

You're buying a PS3 NOW, near the end of the Console rotation?

Brilliant.

Also, all you Wii Haters, The Wii isn't just another god-damn computer with a graphics card. It does what it's supposed to do. It plays games. It doesn't play your music, it doesn't hold all your porn. I don't know what the hell you guys have against the thing, besides the lack of Third party favor it gets because people don't take it seriously. Why? Because it's accessible? Because NORMAL people play it too? Or are you just comparing the fact that your precious 360s and PS3s have insane processing power?
Oh, that's right. They're also FUCKING ENORMOUS. Call the Wii what you will because of it's lack of graphical Capability, or because it's not a 20-in-1 George Foreman Grill. At the end of the day, it does what it was designed to do, and lives up to what Shigeru Myamoto always believes a gaming console should be. A console for gaming. I also love how Microsoft is charging 360 nuts to use their own internet. IS SOMEONE SPECIAL? YES YOU ARE, YES YOU ARE! Have a cookie!
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Alright, Critical review of stupidity of human judgmental superiority and hypocrisy aside, I liked the video. Cute, witty, and worth a chuckle, although, you might want to spend some more time on 4Chan.

Lazorz fire from the mouth, not the eyes.

Beyond that, fairly decent. I wouldn't front page it, biased as it is, but certainly worth a good laugh.

3/5
7/10

Keep up the good work.

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Score: 9
Resident Evil S.A.R.S. P3

"..."

date: November 22, 2009

GREY FOX!

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Score: 8
The Charlie Brown Murders

"Decent."

date: November 22, 2009

Creeped the hell out of me, but in a fun, Epic Way.

Also, the text on the T.V. Bit reads as follows

"I hearby invoke the prince of darkness, the dragon of the bottomless pit, who is the bringer of light, and the lord of the"

The last word gets cut off by Charlie Brown's Mammoth head.

November 22, 2009

Author's Response:

Nice catch, last word is "earth."

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Latest Audio Reviews

3 Reviews | 2 w/ Responses

Score: 8
We Aren't Marketable

"Heh, is it just me..."

date: October 5, 2009

Or does this song totally fit the SpinArt Visualization?

Great job. Not to my own personal taste, but good regardless.

October 5, 2009

Author's Response:

I'm in agreement, the smooth splattering motion with the on and off halting action does fit this perfectly.

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Score: 0
Legend of Zelda: Metal Anthem

"It'd be good"

date: July 6, 2009

If it wasn't a load of Synthesized bullshit. The only thing that sounds remotely real is the bass, and even then, it's off.

My C&C, use real instruments next time, instead of synthesizers. You'll find it takes quite a lot more talent.

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Score: 10
RTW - Nightmare (w/sfx)

"EPIC... With a side of rofl"

date: December 12, 2008

I was listening to this, cause I got linked from a Metal version of the Halo theme, and it cut in right after the first gunshot. Quite honestly, it had me laughing on the floor, with the Moloch in the air. Of course I paused it, put this back on, cranked it, and rocked out hardcore. Very nice my man. Keep up the awesome and may I say twisted metal.

\m|, ///_\\\ ,|m/

December 13, 2008

Author's Response:

Yeah, it was pretty funny to me at first but it was just so twisted I had to keep it. Thanks for the review man, cheers!

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