Score: 6

"Wow..."

submission: The Final Console Bout!!

date: December 18, 2009

You're buying a PS3 NOW, near the end of the Console rotation?

Brilliant.

Also, all you Wii Haters, The Wii isn't just another god-damn computer with a graphics card. It does what it's supposed to do. It plays games. It doesn't play your music, it doesn't hold all your porn. I don't know what the hell you guys have against the thing, besides the lack of Third party favor it gets because people don't take it seriously. Why? Because it's accessible? Because NORMAL people play it too? Or are you just comparing the fact that your precious 360s and PS3s have insane processing power?
Oh, that's right. They're also FUCKING ENORMOUS. Call the Wii what you will because of it's lack of graphical Capability, or because it's not a 20-in-1 George Foreman Grill. At the end of the day, it does what it was designed to do, and lives up to what Shigeru Myamoto always believes a gaming console should be. A console for gaming. I also love how Microsoft is charging 360 nuts to use their own internet. IS SOMEONE SPECIAL? YES YOU ARE, YES YOU ARE! Have a cookie!
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Alright, Critical review of stupidity of human judgmental superiority and hypocrisy aside, I liked the video. Cute, witty, and worth a chuckle, although, you might want to spend some more time on 4Chan.

Lazorz fire from the mouth, not the eyes.

Beyond that, fairly decent. I wouldn't front page it, biased as it is, but certainly worth a good laugh.

3/5
7/10

Keep up the good work.

Score: 9

"..."

submission: Resident Evil S.A.R.S. P3

date: November 22, 2009

GREY FOX!

Score: 8

"Decent."

submission: The Charlie Brown Murders

date: November 22, 2009

Creeped the hell out of me, but in a fun, Epic Way.

Also, the text on the T.V. Bit reads as follows

"I hearby invoke the prince of darkness, the dragon of the bottomless pit, who is the bringer of light, and the lord of the"

The last word gets cut off by Charlie Brown's Mammoth head.

Score: 9

"One thing that could have made it better"

submission: Dig-Dug the Psycho Killer

date: November 21, 2009

You need Psycho Killer by Talking Heads playing the background. With that, it'd be an Insta-ten.

Score: 0

"I'm disappointed."

submission: CUM of the DEAD

date: October 28, 2009

See, now I'm sick and tired of this old Halloween candy. Maybe if you gave us something NEW, I'd be a little more appreciative. However, this shit you STOLE from NG User Anvira and the Mutanky groups game called Postnuke explorer just REEKS of PORTAL VIOLATIONS.

Can Tom or Wade remove this thieving asshole and his pointless advertising from the portal now? I think after PLAGIARISM on THIS LEVEL, such actions are CERTAINLY WARRANTED.

Score: 8

"Well..."

submission: Orgasm Girl 2

date: October 16, 2009

Been waiting on it forever Dej, and I liked what I saw, but not what I played. It's just TOO easy. The difficulty is a joke. It's nothing like OG 1 was, and I realize you got all kinds of guff over how hard THAT was, but, there must be a balance somewhere.

Liked the additional items, but if I could suggest anything, it'd probably be a song changer and some more musical content. I love Requiem for a Dream and all, but it gets old after a while.

Score: 4

"TBH It was fairly uninspired."

submission: facial

date: October 14, 2009

Granted this movie is old as fuck, and I respect that flash was still developing back then, but yeah. I've certainly seen better animation, and tbh I'm not a fan of facials at all. I get your point, you say it's not humiliating her, that she trusts you, etc. etc, and true enough, if she lets you, she obviously does, but I have to ask...

Why the fuck would you want to in the first place? What's so special about cumming ON her face? Far be it from me to say, but other than a gesture of her devotion to you that she'd let you, I don't see how either party really enjoys it, unless she has a kink for it, or unless the image of her with jizz all over her eyes and hair turns you on somehow, which if it does, then I have to wonder.

I've never gotten the POINT of facials really, and the simple fact that most men these days are so selfish about sex is disgusting. This act alone I think stands out among those that speak of just how selfish sex has become. A facial isn't something you do for her pleasure, it's something you do for your own, and women get far too little out of sex these days as it is, if you're asking this guy.

Then again, that's just personal bias.

I'd clean up the lines next time, work on shading, and try to make the skin effects blend a little better.

Score: 10

"Woo!"

submission: Thing-Thing Arena 3

date: October 12, 2009

Top Motherfuckin' Score today!

Besides that fact, epic game, Dual wielding was a nice touch (although annoying when going for medals) But overall, I enjoyed it a lot. Kept me entertained all Afternoon, and I'll probably come back to it again.

Score: 7

"I liked it."

submission: //Necropolis Xenophobe

date: October 11, 2009

The animation was great, but in some of the more fast paced scenes, it could have used a bit more polish.

I get a very Ultraviolet feel to this series, that whole "There are no good guys" vibe, where everyone is a sinner, and it all comes together in one big calamity.

I'll agree with a few others that the story could have used a bit more detail, because honestly it's a lot to absorb, and you really don't see a whole lot of who each individual character is. You really want your characters to stand out from one another. I get that the head of Evolve is a crazy motherfucker, his step brother was the nice guy, and the assassin is a cold-hearted bitch. But why? What gives the characters these motivations?

Just something to consider for any future projects.

Again, great job.

Score: 0

"L2P"

submission: Guitar: The Unforgiven

date: October 2, 2009

1. You're playing it wrong, out of key, out of tune, and it just sounds SHITTY with the distortion. You do NOT use an electric acoustic guitar to play for an electric.

2. The horn at the beginning is an F-Horn, not a trumpet.

3. Keep your shitty advertisement off of NG. We ALL know what the hell Youtube is, and this is just an incredibly half baked idea to try to get subscribers, for which you really don't deserve if you can't even tune your guitar correctly, and use an Elec/Acoust with Distortion.