Score: 0

"Mhm... An Intellectual Review..."

submission: Awesome Grounds

date: November 28, 2008

If this wasn't the Internet, I'd tell you to STFU and go somewhere else with it, but you are entitled to your opinion, and if you hate Egoraptor, so be it. Although I'll leave you with a saying...

" 'Tis better to stay silent and merely look an idiot then to open your mouth and confirm it for all the world to see."

In other words, take your cracks at Ego all you want, it's not making his stuff any less funny to any of us, and it's not making you look any smarter. In fact, all it's really doing is making you look like an idiot who can't comprehend the fact that we like blatantly abusive and utterly retarded parodies of our favourite video games, simply because they're what they are. Hyper Aggressive, fast paced, cuss ridden, violence strewn, rofltacular fantasies that take us through a trip of what we all really think of the game anyway.

Sorry you don't find it funny... if you actually HAD a sense of humor, you might see it from our perspective.

As for the obligatory CC, clean up your animation, get a better mic, and please, for the sake of Newgrounds, give up the beef. If this starts another flash war like Piconjo and LF, I'm going to be seriously disappointed in those involved.

Score: 5

"Not bad, but work on your bloody english..."

submission: Meet'N'Fuck Subway Story

date: June 27, 2008

The game was alright. Nothing we haven't seen before in terms of gameplay. As far as reading it, my eyes nearly bled. I advise you find yourself a writer or just learn to use a dictionary and thesaurus. It's not called a tits job. Tit fucking, titty fuck, boob job, TIT job, and chest fuck are the only vernaculars I myself am familiar with, but I've never heard of a tits job. Between that and other obvious grammatical flaws, the experience was wasted on me...

2/5
5/10

You know what to do now, so If I see another of the same quality expect another bad review.

Score: 7

"Well..."

submission: Ultimate Hentai Vol-2

date: June 23, 2008

The image quality was a little less than perfect on quite a few pictures, but overall, not a bad job. Pokémon in general just isn't my thing, but you did give a wide variety for all those creepy pedos out there to enjoy. Anyway, Next time, try to find pictures within the image constraints, and for those who care, try and see that they aren't censored.

Not a bad job at all

Score: 10

"Beautiful"

submission: There She Is!! step3

date: June 12, 2008

Nothing else describes it... keep up with the good work... You get 10 and 5

Score: 9

"Love it..."

submission: The Last Stand 2

date: June 11, 2008

Wish you'd post the full version on NG, but then again I don't wanna ask too much of ya... Great game none the less, 9's and 10's all around. My only problem is with the fact that sometimes you end up getting bumrushed by fatties with weapons. Next time around could you try and see if you can lower the large zombie spawn on the random gen, or at least the fast moving ones?

And For the guy below me, The RPG isn't available on NG... you have to play it on Armorgames to get that li'l piece of work...

Score: 0

"Way to go!"

submission: [KK] All Your Base

date: June 9, 2008

Nice one reapersscythe for posting the only POSITIVE review in this entire bit, but then again of course it is YOUR animation... Really folks, quantity doesn't equal quality... stop churning out bullshiit and put some effort into your work... I'm marking this for blammage...

Score: 8

"Teh Roffles all round"

submission: The stick boot collab

date: June 4, 2008

Epic work you guys... the only thing I have to mention is that Arjun could use some practice with his drawing skills... his boots looked kinda... not like boots.

Score: 2

"Yeah"

submission: spawn's erotic nipples

date: June 4, 2008

I'll say nothing more than it's fairly PAINFULLY obvious as to why you recieved a "Turd of the Week" prize. As lemurcow stated, The clock bit was just wierd, regardless of whether or not you are in the Clock Crew, so yeah... avoidance of that in the future would be nice. Also, please work on your spelling and grammar. I'm not sure if that was supposed to be funny, but it just dropped the integrity of the flash down another notch.

Score: 10

"You get a ten!"

submission: Sailormoon hentai

date: May 20, 2008

You get ten out of ten!!!

For Phailing so hard that I almost vomited...

I'd give you CC but obviously that is beyond what you need my friend... you need a new set of eyes... and maybe a shot in the head form a 50 cal. sniper rifle at point blank for making something this vile... really my friend step it up or just don't post at all... I've seen turds animated better than that.

Score: 10

"Brushogan got PWNT"

submission: Starfire Hentai Parody

date: May 14, 2008

As a watcher of Teen Titans, I must say that this is extremely well done... I'm not one for tentacles, or Bukkake, but you've hooked me on both with this clip. I can't stress enough why you should LEAVE HK, and become a freelance artist, but I guess that choice is really up to you. Anyway, thanks for another great sub.