Jinxerz's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Charlie Sheen - Winning]

This game is...

WINNING.

[Super PSTW Action RPG]

Clever.

Firstly, to anyone who didn't read the title and who is rating this low because of the gameplay function, PSTW was in the name. If you came into this NOT expecting a Linear control mechanic, then that's your own fault.

To the game itself, I found this to be a very witty and laughable critique of RPGs altogether; however, I felt the art could have been improved, and the voices were done... perhaps a little too well.

All in all, great idea. Well executed.

4/5
8/10

[Tankmen: Battle 2]

I'd expect something like this circa NG 2002

The concept was interesting.

That's about all I can say about this that was honestly good.

The animations are tired and boring, without any variation. Every move is exactly the same as the last.

There's no balance between melee and weapons. Dual Melee utterly rapes single shot weaponry, until you get into multi-shot, which rapes melee.

The drawing style is stale, and poorly executed.

Moreover, the skill list is ineffectual, and honestly, needs more fleshing out, and choice. If you're going to give us an RPG, why the hell should we be ramrodded into playing the same archetype character the entire way through?

My advice? Go play the Epic Battle Fantasy series, and take a few hints from there as to what you can do with an RPG. Add Sarge and the other Tankmen in, give it some depth with some kind of story, and for Zool's sake, man, add some life and strategy to the game.

[Jessica's Metal Quiz]

Misinformed

Art could use improvement. Her nipples look flat. Anatomy isn't bad, but she could use some shading.

Also, it's spelled Congratulations.

And just F.Y.I.

Cliff Was Metallica's Second Bassist, not Jason.

Ron McGovney was their first Bassist, but he left after a dispute with Dave Mustaine, when Mustaine poured beer on his amp and electrocuted him.

Lern2Metl.

243879 responds:

Yeah you're right i forgot about that guy. All fixed now though!

[Dr. Laura Racist Rant SB]

While I don't agree with Dr. Laura

This has amazingly epic potential for trolling.

[Meet'N'Fuck: SniperMaiden]

We had it coming

Not to say that the Meet 'n' Fucks aren't somewhat interesting, but really, they're just drawn over hentai pics compiled in a flash animation.

Not as though there's a whole lot of talent to them.

I will say though, the constant subliminal "Fuck you"'s, the "You're a loser", and the fail at hypnotoad make me shake my head...

Just because people like hentai, there's no reason to hate on them, Internets or not. If you feel something needs to be said, go say it on /d/.

SirCannabisClock responds:

ok.

[Thing-Thing Arena 3]

Woo!

Top Motherfuckin' Score today!

Besides that fact, epic game, Dual wielding was a nice touch (although annoying when going for medals) But overall, I enjoyed it a lot. Kept me entertained all Afternoon, and I'll probably come back to it again.

[We Are Legend:Arockalypse]

That all you got?

Not enough for me brother!

Bring on more button mashing awesomeness! My fingers aren't even bleeding yet!
HOO-AH!

[The Last Stand 2]

Love it...

Wish you'd post the full version on NG, but then again I don't wanna ask too much of ya... Great game none the less, 9's and 10's all around. My only problem is with the fact that sometimes you end up getting bumrushed by fatties with weapons. Next time around could you try and see if you can lower the large zombie spawn on the random gen, or at least the fast moving ones?

And For the guy below me, The RPG isn't available on NG... you have to play it on Armorgames to get that li'l piece of work...

[ChuckNorris FactGenerator]

Epic

You sir are awesome!

StillBeatingPictures responds:

thanks a bunch! :)

sometime this year there WILL be a second one, and it'll be waaaaay more awesome than this.