Jinxerz's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Final Console Bout!!]

Wow...

You're buying a PS3 NOW, near the end of the Console rotation?

Brilliant.

Also, all you Wii Haters, The Wii isn't just another god-damn computer with a graphics card. It does what it's supposed to do. It plays games. It doesn't play your music, it doesn't hold all your porn. I don't know what the hell you guys have against the thing, besides the lack of Third party favor it gets because people don't take it seriously. Why? Because it's accessible? Because NORMAL people play it too? Or are you just comparing the fact that your precious 360s and PS3s have insane processing power?
Oh, that's right. They're also FUCKING ENORMOUS. Call the Wii what you will because of it's lack of graphical Capability, or because it's not a 20-in-1 George Foreman Grill. At the end of the day, it does what it was designed to do, and lives up to what Shigeru Myamoto always believes a gaming console should be. A console for gaming. I also love how Microsoft is charging 360 nuts to use their own internet. IS SOMEONE SPECIAL? YES YOU ARE, YES YOU ARE! Have a cookie!
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Alright, Critical review of stupidity of human judgmental superiority and hypocrisy aside, I liked the video. Cute, witty, and worth a chuckle, although, you might want to spend some more time on 4Chan.

Lazorz fire from the mouth, not the eyes.

Beyond that, fairly decent. I wouldn't front page it, biased as it is, but certainly worth a good laugh.

3/5
7/10

Keep up the good work.

[Charlie Brown Murders]

Decent.

Creeped the hell out of me, but in a fun, Epic Way.

Also, the text on the T.V. Bit reads as follows

"I hearby invoke the prince of darkness, the dragon of the bottomless pit, who is the bringer of light, and the lord of the"

The last word gets cut off by Charlie Brown's Mammoth head.

The-Real-Joe-Cool responds:

Nice catch, last word is "earth."

[Dig-Dug the Psycho Killer]

One thing that could have made it better

You need Psycho Killer by Talking Heads playing the background. With that, it'd be an Insta-ten.

Dylawrence responds:

I always try to look for music from Newgrounds users before using well known songs... also I didn't think of using that song until you mentioned it!

[//Necropolis Xenophobe]

I liked it.

The animation was great, but in some of the more fast paced scenes, it could have used a bit more polish.

I get a very Ultraviolet feel to this series, that whole "There are no good guys" vibe, where everyone is a sinner, and it all comes together in one big calamity.

I'll agree with a few others that the story could have used a bit more detail, because honestly it's a lot to absorb, and you really don't see a whole lot of who each individual character is. You really want your characters to stand out from one another. I get that the head of Evolve is a crazy motherfucker, his step brother was the nice guy, and the assassin is a cold-hearted bitch. But why? What gives the characters these motivations?

Just something to consider for any future projects.

Again, great job.

[Guitar: The Unforgiven]

L2P

1. You're playing it wrong, out of key, out of tune, and it just sounds SHITTY with the distortion. You do NOT use an electric acoustic guitar to play for an electric.

2. The horn at the beginning is an F-Horn, not a trumpet.

3. Keep your shitty advertisement off of NG. We ALL know what the hell Youtube is, and this is just an incredibly half baked idea to try to get subscribers, for which you really don't deserve if you can't even tune your guitar correctly, and use an Elec/Acoust with Distortion.

[Cooking (bocodamondo)]

Wow.

Either This was animated shittily on purpose, or, there's the other alternative...

Either way, next time, when you introduce Piccolo into the situation, don't spare the opportunity of throwing in a "The 'X' is/are inert" Joke. Would have made it so much more win.

[TANKMEN: Tankbusters]

EPIC

Ok, that was some genuinely funny shit. And I'm Canadian to boot...

Keep up the funny.

[Awesome's School]

Winr

I Lol'd... hardcore.

Very well done.

[There She Is!! final step]

Beautiful

A series for the ages. SamBakZa, you guys are just... awesome. Everybody involved in this project, thanks so much for sharing such a wonderful series with the world. Something so beautiful deserves better words than I can offer in praise of it, but needless to say, I love your work, and It's just so amazing to see the story play out the way it has.

A heartfelt thank-you from a devout fan.

[All NG Fads Die!!!]

WOW... Just Wow...

So... hang on...

Lemme get this straight...

You guys hate on crap animations by making your own craptastic flash in which you "kill" said flashes in order to make the point that crappy flash is bad.

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Really...?

I mean seriously...?

This has got to be the most hypocritical thing I've seen since Goths raging against conformity by forming a group.

Congratulations are in order. You've all just earned an Epic Fail for this entire series.

Bravo.