Jinxerz's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Quest of the Manwhore]

So much winning that it hurts.

But in a good way. Why do these songs make me laugh, and simultaneously want to vomit in revulsion?

[asdfmovie3]

Well, you pretty much ripped off Dominic Fera...

But at least the comedy was solid in most parts.

6/10
3/5

Try to be more original next time.

[Dance of the Manwhore]

HIS EYES

THEY'RE RAPING MY SOUL...

[Siblings Untitled 02]

Seems like A Yakov Smirnoff Joke.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CHICKEN CHOKES YOU!

[Deadly Pie]

Poor, poor twitterclock.

Such a sad tale of truth about AIM fuckwads who don't know the meaning of GFYFAPPING.

[Love is wet]

Decent lulz

This is butterscotch, yo.

[Nicolas Cage Wants Cake]

Sorry Nick, haven't you heard?

The Cake is a lie.

[-[KK] Eric Clapton Sucks]

How in the hell

Does this stuff not get blammed when going through review?

Does anything with a KK stamp on it automatically get passed, because they know it's shit that's made to be shit, or what?

I mean really... None of it is funny... it's like someone takes all the stale jokes from /b/, dumbs them down, and puts them in flash videos, expecting people to laugh...

I don't see why you guys just don't do something productive for once, instead of spamming the portal with crap like this.

And no, for the record, I'm not a Clapton fan. I quite agree that he sucks, but this level of flash is even worse than his music.

Seriously, do something useful for once, make a flash that's worthy of showing how much Eric Clapton sucks, or whatever other joke you guys feel is necessary, but take some time and make it funny.

This is just pathetic.

Charcoal125 responds:

[KK] = free protection points

[The TRUE death of Hinata]

Not complaining

Just figured I'd point out Sakura is equally useless if not more so than Hinata, and that she still <3's Saws-ghey.

Decent animation though, lol'd at the Kyuubi transformation

[Robot Pirates (Official)]

Well, there are only two things for you left to do

You must make Zombie Ninjas, and then Pit the two against eachother.

This is how the world ends.