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Quest of the Manwhore Quest of the Manwhore

Rated 5 / 5 stars

So much winning that it hurts.

But in a good way. Why do these songs make me laugh, and simultaneously want to vomit in revulsion?


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asdfmovie3 asdfmovie3

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Well, you pretty much ripped off Dominic Fera...

But at least the comedy was solid in most parts.

6/10
3/5

Try to be more original next time.



Dance of the Manwhore Dance of the Manwhore

Rated 5 / 5 stars

HIS EYES

THEY'RE RAPING MY SOUL...



Jenny XJ9 Adult Parody Jenny XJ9 Adult Parody

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Soundtrack to destroy childhoods to...

Ah, now that another one of my favourite childhood memories has been besmirched, I have to congratulate you, Zone. The lulz was strong in this one. Surprise ending was definitely lulzworthy. Keep doing what you do. Can't wait to see how you ruin Sakura.


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Siblings Untitled 02 Siblings Untitled 02

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Seems like A Yakov Smirnoff Joke.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CHICKEN CHOKES YOU!



Deadly Pie Deadly Pie

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Poor, poor twitterclock.

Such a sad tale of truth about AIM fuckwads who don't know the meaning of GFYFAPPING.



Love is wet Love is wet

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Decent lulz

This is butterscotch, yo.



Nicolas Cage Wants Cake Nicolas Cage Wants Cake

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Sorry Nick, haven't you heard?

The Cake is a lie.



-[KK] Eric Clapton Sucks -[KK] Eric Clapton Sucks

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

How in the hell

Does this stuff not get blammed when going through review?

Does anything with a KK stamp on it automatically get passed, because they know it's shit that's made to be shit, or what?

I mean really... None of it is funny... it's like someone takes all the stale jokes from /b/, dumbs them down, and puts them in flash videos, expecting people to laugh...

I don't see why you guys just don't do something productive for once, instead of spamming the portal with crap like this.

And no, for the record, I'm not a Clapton fan. I quite agree that he sucks, but this level of flash is even worse than his music.

Seriously, do something useful for once, make a flash that's worthy of showing how much Eric Clapton sucks, or whatever other joke you guys feel is necessary, but take some time and make it funny.

This is just pathetic.


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Charcoal125 responds:

[KK] = free protection points


The TRUE death of Hinata The TRUE death of Hinata

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not complaining

Just figured I'd point out Sakura is equally useless if not more so than Hinata, and that she still <3's Saws-ghey.

Decent animation though, lol'd at the Kyuubi transformation